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An Epic Battle with Creepy Foot Fetish Loser
firstname.lastname@example.org: hii caitlin!
Miss Caitlin: Helloooo. Victoria.
email@example.com: hahaha. i am one of your friends =) my name isn't victoria though. i have an assignment for a class that i need your help on and i'm only allowed to tell you who i am once i have submitted my assignment =) so can you please help me out really quick?
Miss Caitlin: ... it depends on what you're asking
firstname.lastname@example.org: ok so this is a really silly assignment. so you have to be ready to be silly, k?
Miss Caitlin: Possibly, yes.
email@example.com: (and this is perfect for you, but i know you love to be silly! haha) ok so first let me give you some background. We are required to select friends to participate in the assignment based on specific criteria. the criteria for this assignment is to select friends that appear barefoot in a pic and of course it goes without saying that you meet that criteria. hahah. i have a group pic that we're both in and you're barefoot in the pic
Miss Caitlin: Let me guess, are you a guy with a foot fetish touching yourself right now?
Mmmm yeah, let me bite your toenails for you!
firstname.lastname@example.org: LOL. omg girl. that is so gross! seriously though, i'm one of your friends and this really is an assigment
Miss Caitlin: Sure it is. So what do barefeet have to do with an assignment?
email@example.com: ok so this assignment consists of a task and an interview. the task is silly. the interview is the most important part. so to answer your question, once we have found friends that meet the criteria, we are required to get them to do the specific task. so the silly task in this assignment is to get them to take pics involving their feet. then after the interview, i submit my write-up. and once i submit the write up, i'm required to tell you who i am. oh and caitlin you will LOVE the interview, it's very fun.
Miss Caitlin: Yeah, dude, that sounds totally legit. I can understand why a teacher would ask for that assignment. Sounds like it would really contribute to your GPA.
firstname.lastname@example.org: well guess what subject it's for
Miss Caitlin: Health? Sexual Education? Phys Ed?
email@example.com: sexual education?? what on earth would feet have to do with sexual education??
Miss Caitlin: You should know, you're the one asking for pictures of feet to get you off.
firstname.lastname@example.org: omg girl!! why are you being so gross! who the hell gets off on feet! anyway it's a sociology research assignment
Miss Caitlin: Plenty of people get off on feet. I get messages asking for feet pics and videos ALL the time. So naturally I suspect you are one of the fellow fetish people when the first thing you bring up is feet.
email@example.com: are you serious?? that is seriously the strangest thing that i have ever heard
Miss Caitlin: Yes. Thus my reaction. Well, tell me who you are or show me this picture of us and I'll do your little test.
firstname.lastname@example.org: why do they ask you specifically for pics and vids of feet? why are you the target of so many requests?
Miss Caitlin: I'm not so much a target. I'm just one of the many girls online. I'm sure there are plenty more people who get more requests than I do. I don't think my feet are particularly hot or anything, people just ask.
email@example.com: have you ever given someone pics or vids of your feet?
Miss Caitlin: No
firstname.lastname@example.org: ok so for this sociology project, we're studying anonymity among a few other aspects. so i'm not allowed to tell you who i am ahead of time, but i am required to tell you who i am once i submit my write up. if i send you the pic, you will immediately know who i am. all i'm allowed to tell you is that we're friends and that i'm a girl
Miss Caitlin: I don't know anyone studying sociology.
email@example.com: i never talked to you about this class that i'm taking. it's actually a very fun class. we talk about a lot of very interesting topics in our class. our prof is awesome too. she's a great teacher, very fun. the only thing is that she is very strict with requirements. so caitlin, can you please help me out?
Miss Caitlin: Hey, my resist to your test will be great for conversation at class. How long have we been friends for?
firstname.lastname@example.org: yeah but i'm graded on my ability to get you to do the task and the interview ... i can't tell you the exact amount of time, but i will tell you that it's been more than 1 year. if i'm any more specific, it will narrow down who i am
Miss Caitlin: I can't take a picture of my feet - that is just stupid. How the hell do feet have anything to do with sociology.
email@example.com: it has nothing to do with the feet specifically. it's about doing a silly and totally harmless task for an anonymous friend. like for example, right now you're feeling some doubts about doing it, that's part of my write-up. but then when you do it, there's a bunch of a questions that i ask that focus on behavior and human interaction, so don't focus on the feet so much and who cares about your feet? you always show your feet in public
Miss Caitlin: Yeah, but you then - whoever you are, and you could still be a foot fetish person for all I know - have a picture of my feet to do, whatever you want to do with it. And that's weird.
Miss Caitlin: Where do you live?
firstname.lastname@example.org: if i tell you where i live, it will really narrow down who i am. caitlin look, i don't care about pics of your feet. that's not the point. i'm NOT a foot fetish person. i think feet are really gross and just to reassure you, i will let you come on my laptop yourself and delete the pics afterwards if that's what makes you feel comfortable although once you find out who i am, you won't care in fact, you will laugh when you find out who i am
Miss Caitlin: hey man, if you're gonna come and interrupt my day and get ME to do a FAVOUR for you - you're gonna have to tell me some details. You may think I'm being a bitch, but plenty of people I don't know have my email address and if you know me well, you know that I have plenty of internet peeps stalking the shit out of my whereabouts, so you'll just have to get out of 1990's version of the internet and realize that this is totally creepy and fucked up and your teacher is stupid.
Miss Caitlin: If you're calling yourself Victoria. And you study Sociology. And I can see your laptop. Then you would have to be Luke or Max. And therefore your little test is ruined.
email@example.com: i never said that my major is sociology. i just happen to be taking a sociology class and i'm not allowed to confirm or deny any of your guesses, in fact, if you ask me in person, i'm going to play dumb and maybe make fun of you lol
Miss Caitlin: You horny fuckin bugger. Go blow a goat.
firstname.lastname@example.org: you are borderline between hilarious and really gross
Miss Caitlin : I'm not the one being gross, dude. People actually have foot fetishes. I'm the one trying to keep my feet from getting some guys cum all over them in a pic. That's not gross. You're gross.
email@example.com: ok caitlin look. i'm telling you. i'm not a guy. i dont have a foot fetish. i'm not going to cum on anything. look obviously by the fact that you can see my laptop after the assignment, you know i live in the new york area
firstname.lastname@example.org: and i already lost points for saying that, but i guarantee you this is 100% harmless and that i really am a friend who needs your help and that you will absolutely know who i am after you help me
email@example.com: ok caitlin?
Miss Caitlin : Listen. I have about 3 friends in this city... They live with me, so they usually get designated with the title. The rest I just randomly see from time to time. And all of them know about online foot fetish and they would not do this.
Miss Caitlin : You just know that I live in New York. So you can say that easily. I'm about to post our conversation on tumblr. With your wacko email address.
firstname.lastname@example.org: oh god caitlin. you are totally missing it. it's like under your nose. and you're overdramatizing this.
Miss Caitlin : Listen, don't be a dick and tell me I'm being dramatic. Why don't you take a hint, like a real friend would, and realize that I'm not taking a picture of my feet for a test. If you were a real friend, you would understand. It's a really stupid assignment. You could get in so much trouble. Your teacher should know better. If it was real.
email@example.com: ok i'll talk to her
Miss Caitlin : I'm still not taking a picture of my feet.
firstname.lastname@example.org: and i'll get permission to tell you who i am
Miss Caitlin : Whatever
email@example.com: that's fine. is that ok though?
Miss Caitlin : I don't really give a fuck : )
"It's the most adorable thing on earth," →
says Jake Fogelnest I would have to agree with him.
And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing...– Sylvia Plath (via unsolvedmysteries) Do you understand, Caitlin?
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I could barely watch this video without almost crying. I’m sure the child was taken care of well and I know that some kids just cry without having to see scary imagery, and blah blah, talented baby, blah… but the scene where he is wandering down the street and everyone looks horrible and he looks so lost… Oh my gosh, the mother inside of me was like, “Not my son, you...